The Story So Far fanzine

Issue #3 (1980), Band interview, likely date 26th December 79
(printed summer 1980)


THE CLASH

How did the U.S. tour go?

JOE: It was alright, doesn’t seem to have had any effect. In records, they’ve hated everything we’ve done up to now, so maybe they could sell a few copies of the new one. I don’t know, I couldn’t give a toss.

PAUL: Yeah, good tour. We enjoy playing any place, whether it’s Scarborough or anywhere else...

MICK: We did pretty good. Massive place, much bigger than we could imagine. Most of us think that the end of our world is the end of the street. It’s true. Massive world—even if they all hate us through the whole land, which I don’t believe they do really. America—massive place. Dying for the sort of music we play, dying for it, going berserk, right? It’s only because they so rarely see it. Alright, they get Blondie every week, and they get The Police and all the rest of that stink, but regardless of that, right, when they get us over, they get an event. They get something out of the norm. Know what I mean? The normal being really dullsville, man—dullaville Americana.


Did you sell a few more records?

PAUL: Yeah, another three LPs and one single.

MICK: Yeah, we sold out, definitely. What a drag. I tell you something—we sold more records this time than the last, but I don’t think that’s important. It’d be a drag though if we couldn’t manage to keep ourselves up with the rest of the rubbish. In fact, we’re probably one of the last hopes you’ve got, really. But I’m telling the truth—I might as well say it. The whole music business is geared towards the money.

Now, we’ve tried specifically over these Christmas dates not to do that, except tomorrow, where it’s £25, but it’s for a good cause—other kids starving. With the record, we’ve also tried to do it right. So, we’re not just concerned with selling more records, but I think we should. We deserve to sell more records than those fuckin’ cunts who just take you for a ride. You get two records, and even if you don’t like all of it, I reckon our 20 greatest hits—including Armagideon Time—match up to Lena Martell’s and Perry Como’s 20 greatest hits, and that’s what we’re after. That’s why we brought it out at Christmas, even though it didn’t go in at No. 1. If we’re selling more records—well, fucking great. They’re getting a better record than they would otherwise.


Are you satisfied with London Calling?

JOE: Yeah, I like it better than anything else we’ve done.

PAUL: Yeah, definitely. You know, there’s plenty there for a small price. We tried to get The Cost of Living EP down really cheap, right? And we got it a little bit cheaper—not much—but we had so much bother with CHS, because we didn’t have a proper manager then. We had to do everything ourselves and couldn’t concentrate on the music or whatever.


How long did the album take to make?

MICK: Around a month, minus trips to Finland.


Why did you go to Finland?

MICK: Er, because we ain’t been there before.


I heard that on the last LP it took three days just to get the drum sound. How did you get this one done so quickly?

PAUL: Well, last time we didn’t have much of an idea of how to get a good drum sound, so we certainly learned after spending three bloody days on it—which was a real bore. When we did this album, it didn’t take as long because we knew more about it. So, it probably took two days—or one, I can’t remember.


Do you think you’ve done this one relatively quickly?

PAUL: Yeah, I think we did. We had all the songs ready—it was just a matter of getting it down. We just worked hard, fucking bashed it out.


Is there any way you can sum the LP up?

PAUL: Yeah, it’s fucking great.

(Micky Gallagher and Topper walk in)

MICK: Micky Gallagher, who was once in The Animals, doesn’t want to talk about it—but he was, right? That’s too much for me. He’s a real pal.


Do you want to say anything?

TOPPER: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.

MICK: Oi, Topper—Micky Gallagher, you’ve got them—answer the bloke’s questions intelligently and scientifically. My grandmother will be watching. Hurry up—you’ll never make NME like this.

TOPPER: Hello, gran.

MICK: Hello, gran—to everybody.


Are you lot happy with London Calling?

MICKY GALLAGHER: Goes on a bit—a lot of songs.

MICK: What do you mean "goes on a bit"?! Whoa, what a fucking turncoat—Anthony Blunt!

MICKY GALLAGHER: They’re definitely trying to say something.

CHORUS: JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS...


Did you think it was better tonight?

MICK: Altogether, it was nothing to moan about really.

You played a bit better tonight.

MICK: Of course—we’ll be better tomorrow night as well.


How much control do you have with CBS now?

There’s more all the time. Nowadays, at great personal expense to ourselves—I might add—we have more. Since we’ve had this bloke (Kosmo), we’ve had even more of a foot in the door. The foot gets bigger—the size of the boot is larger these days—in the door of CBS Records. But they’re not our only concern; they’re just like a small piece of piss on the map, as far as we’re concerned.


Do they know that?

MICK: Yeah, they do—that’s why they never sent us anything for Christmas. I really missed the white grand piano you gave to David Essex. Oh my God. One year they gave us building bricks—haven’t given us anything since. But what do you expect from a company whose Christmas card shows the managing director standing with his dogs? Obviously, they think their artists are dogs. We are not one of those dogs. And, er, we’re alright—we’re still here, and I’m drinking brandy, and it’s Christmas. Why fucking shouldn’t I? That’s my Christmas message.


Do you think your music is moving away from the Westway sound?

PAUL: Yeah, it’s diverted—it’s the MI sound, innit? We’ve just got a bit cleverer with the sound. I think we’re pretty much the same—it’s just that we can play a bit better now. We’re not a typical punk group—we don’t like being classed into one type of music.


Have your values or ideals changed?

PAUL: We’re just a bit cleverer now—a bit wiser.

JOE: No, not really. But we’ve had to compromise—just like all idealists have to. You win battles; you lose battles to win more. Like when they brought out Remote Control—we were pissed off. We just said, "Well, we’ve lost a battle, but maybe we’ll win the war."


Do you think you’ve achieved anything since you started?

PAUL: Yeah—loads of debts.


Do you object to being bootlegged?

MICK: No, not at all. I’m very keen on my own records, but I can’t manage to play them all the time. I wasn’t so into it last night as I was tonight—as you can tell by the other £500 worth of damage I did to my guitar. Tonight? It was nothing—I just had to show them I meant business.


Did you enjoy tonight then?

MICK: Did I enjoy it? I’m too effete to enjoy things!

JOE: I don’t mind being bootlegged—no, I like it. I think it’s a game—like stealing from Woolworths. But if we see them, we always have the cassette. In America, they’re really hot on bootlegging—it turns into a mammoth game to spot them.


Who was Stay Free written about?

MICK: Er, specifically a geezer called Robin Crocker.


INTERVIEWER: Robin Crocker?

MICK: Yeah—he was in the South London Press for running a protection racket. Seriously—Robin Crocker, also known as Robin Banks. My God—what a confession. But he was the ringleader—the one who did it all. A necrophiliac if ever I met one—no, no, I don’t mean that! What I really meant was...

KOSMO: Nymphomaniac? Kleptomaniac?

MICK: That’s the one—a kleptomaniac if I ever met one.


Do you think reggae is influencing your music more now?

JOE: Yeah—more and more. I tell you something—all the white youths in America love it. They grab you on the shoulders and go, “Aaww, play some more reggae, man—we just love it!”

There was a lot of BM complaining about it tonight.
JOE: I know—they hate it. But bollocks to them. It shouldn’t really change your opinions of other people. There we are playing a reggae song, and there’s some cunt down the front pulling my leg going, "Nooo!"


What can you say when you’re asked a dumb question like, “Are you a political band?”

PAUL: Fuck off! I dunno—what we’re dealing with is personal politics.

MICK: No—it’s none of their business. I’ve got nothing against anybody, but I think Nazis and right-wing people are really silly. They don’t know what they’re doing and often spoil things for everybody else. If only every day could be like Christmas Day—peace and goodwill to all men. That’s the heaviest politics you can ever follow.


The hippy revival is back!

It’s back—the Nobel Peace Prize for Robin Cambodia. I’m a beatnik—it’s true, I am—honest.

MICK: I personally asked Gary Numan—who must be quite a simple chap really—to explain what the fuck he’s on about. We can stick two roadies in silly pyramids and make them dance round the stage. We can get big lights at the back to make us look better. But, to be quite frank, we could not possibly be better than David Bowie—and he will never be. Explain what you’re on about, my man—it’s your time to do it. I mean it, right? Not only him—explain, be plain—the kids can’t understand you. They only buy your records because ours aren’t out. But when ours are out—you can go to fucking hell—and we may well see you there. That’s my message, and I mean it.

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NME, Ray Lowry (1944-2008), his sketches and reports from Take the Fifth Tour

The Clash: Six pages of original Ray Lowry US tour diary artwork for the 'New Musical Express'

September-October 1979, pen and ink with some collage, drawings and text, full of Lowry's wry comments on events, including: Meet the Clash at the Second Annual 'Tribal Stomp' at Monterey Fairgrounds. Saturday September 8th 1979 on the very same stage Jimi Hendrix abused with his little tin of lighter fuel all those years ago.

Ahh history, Ahh bullshit.

What had happened was that at the end of the Hendrix/Otis Festival the gates were padlocked, barbed wire was strung around the arena and armed police refused to let anyone enter or leave until yesterday - the first concert of the Clash 1979 Tour Of The Americas.

Well, naturally a lot of those inside had died, many had gone insane, thinking it was still 1967, and the really clever ones had gravitated to the backstage area where they humped masses of speaker cabinets around or listlessly pushed drum risers from one side of the stage to the other.

The musicians had all escaped in private helicopters but the more impressionable members of the audience carried on applauding and shouting ''Rart On!'' or ''Oh Burother!''at any onstage activity.

After yesterday's unlocking the first survivor to make contact with those from outside was the legendary Wavy Gravy. Still at his zingy best after so many years, he stumbled around dressed in a Santa Claus outfit and demanded the answer to the always pertinent question ''What does Diddy Wah Diddy mean?'' What a cat, huh?

When the Clash arrived to play to the dazed survivors the more lively ones gathered round to marvel at their bizarre dress and photograph these outrageous English guys hairstyles..., one sheet in two sections, the largest 10½ x 13 inches (26.5x33cm)

Footnotes: This collection was won by the vendor in a competition run by the NME (New Musical Express Newspaper).

Ray Lowry (1944-2008)

was a satirist, illustrator and cartoonist. His work appeared in publications such as The Guardian, Private Eye, Punch and the New Musical Express, for whom he drew a weekly cartoon strip entitled 'Only Rock 'n' Roll'.

He had no formal art education but became known as a cartoonist in the 1970s, having contributed to the late 1960s' underground magazines, Oz and International Times. As a fan of 1950s' rock 'n' roll he was drawn to the raw energy expressed by the punk movement and attended the Sex Pistols' gig at The Electric Circus in Manchester in December 1976. There he met The Clash, with whom he became friends. He was invited to accompany them on their US tour in 1979, providing a humourous diary of the tour for the NME. It was during the tour that Pennie Smith took the now-iconic photograph of Paul Simonon smashing his bass guitar on stage in New York, the image which was incorporated into Lowry's cover design for the 'London Calling' album.



NME, Ray Lowry: The series (1-6) of sketches/tour notes

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Part 1, Meet the Clash

That's Family Dog meet at the second annual 'Tribal Stomp' at Monterey Fairgrounds Saturday 8th September 1979 on the very stage Jimi Hendrix abused with his little tin of lighter fuel all those years ago. Ahh history, anh bullshit. What had happened was that at the end of the Hendrix Otis festival the gates were padlocked, barbed wire strung around the arena and armed police refused to let anyone enter or leave until yesterday, the first concert of the Clash 1979 tour of the Americas. Well, naturally a lot of those inside had died, many had gone insane, thinking it was still 1967, and the really clever ones had gravitated to the backstage area where they humped masses of speaker cabinets around or listlessly pushed drum risers from one side of the stage to the other. The musicians had all escaped in private helicopters while impressionable members of the audience carried on applauding and shouting "Far out!" or "Oh brother!" at any onstage activity.

After yesterday's unlocking, the first survivor to make contact with those from outside was Wavy Gravy. Still at his zingy best after so many years in his pert Santa Claus outfit, he demanded the answer to the always pertinent question "What does diddy wah diddy mean?" We lively ones gathered as the Clash arrived to play to the dazed survivors. The more alert peered round to marvel at their bizarre dress and photograph these outrageous English guys' hairstyles.

Well catch these yeehaw! Guys huh? And after this highpoint of cultural exchange, no nation speaking with tongue unto nation, the dozen or so stretcher cases were laid out in front of the stage and, apart from Joe Ely's set, were soothed rather than inspired to anything strenuous. Despite constant reassurances that the arena would fill up, the Clash played to an audience size that would have had Hitler thinking twice about invading high garnet, never mind England, if he'd drawn as well at Nuremberg. Conspicuous by their absence they were. Still, they did their best to goddamwell bop when the Clash came out. "This is punk rock, huh? Well lemme jus show these boys what us American punk rockers can do. Yessurr. Out my way boy." Unfortunately, the time out which belongs he's got to work out his complicated reaction, your punk rockers sorted into another number and all over again.

When these people go ape they don't pogo but pull out a gun and wipeout their neighbors. The rebel yell and Eddie Cochran is in the mists of antiquity and rock roll was rather than inspired. The band were competent, rather buhow's going down the road apiece. The liaison between band and promoters, incidentally, was founder of American R.A.R., and runs a politico rock magazine along the lines of Temporary Hoarding. Unfortunately, he undermines the credibility of his good works by acting the complete acid casualty. Watch out for that brown acid, man. Next week - Minneapolis with forked 'm so bored with the U.S.A. Me too, brother shoot. And other misspelt American towns in the night, the postcards home, the noises (coming, honest) and what's behind the fear and loathing behind the who the hell are you? Behind the 'raht narce tuh meet yuh'? Meanwhile concert, bye from the Wowtorstomp Promoter

Clash - Part of the Clash crew t-shirt design.


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Part 1 Meet the Clash
Meet The Clash - 22 Sept 1979




Part 2, The Shape I'm in

6th October, 1979 - New Musical Express, By Ray Lowry

One-off, Johnny Hestivs was blasted before the Clash came out and shredded the New York Palladium second-night audience with magnificent rock and roll. Opinions vary as to which shows stand out, but every time I’ve sat down in the audience to witness the Clash, it’s clear they are shouldering the weight of rock and roll for the rest of the world. They are doing it so well on so many levels that predecessors and contemporaries seem like slobs and jerks in comparison.

But on with the tour. From Boston to New York on a bus called "Arpeggia," fueled by great feeds like they used to make. The New York audiences were expensive and demanding, but after the Undertones and Sam & Dave got them boiling, they went outrageous for the Clash, shouting and applauding like mad.

After New York, I became embroiled in the ongoing saga of the new backdrops. This involved spending most of September 29 hunting for a 40-foot piece of sackcloth to replace the previous one. It was a fruitless mission, ending in frustration as I could only find a small boxy substitute. For all I know, the sackcloth has since been chopped into small pieces and hurled around as relics.

THE BIG CRAB APPLE

Meanwhile, after a brief stopover in Philadelphia, where fans clapped their hands together for so long that encores were fired off like cannonballs, Joe Strummer had to come out after the set to explain that they couldn’t play any more. The next day was rough—mostly spent nursing hangovers, occasionally crying into my hands while shoveling periodic quantities of water and pain pills into my system.

NEOVASTERY AND THE SOILED PILLOWS TOUR

Philadelphia left its mark, but New York was something else entirely. The Clash delivered electrifying performances at the Palladium, weaving new material like "The Right Profile," "Guns of Brixton," and "Revolution Rock" seamlessly into their older catalog. The result was a fresh yet familiar set that proved this band is still rock and roll royalty. They’re setting standards so high that any criticism from English detractors feels hollow compared to their admirable achievements.

Next week: The Meaning of Life. This corrected version organizes the text into coherent sections while maintaining its original tone and content. It highlights key moments from The Clash's 1979 U.S. tour, including their performances in New York and Philadelphia, as well as some behind-the-scenes struggles with logistics and exhaustion.


Pt 2, Brothel Creepers over America, Enlarge 29th Sept
Part 2 The Shape I'm in




Part 3, Have you heard the news?
There's good rocking tonight!!

13th October, 1979, Clash USA '79 By Ray Lowry

Atlanta, Georgia, October 1st

I forgot to mention Philadelphia's mutants—more disturbing-looking people than even Liverpool or Warrington can boast. People with noses in their ears and hands growing out of the sides of their heads, dripping. Heads like hairy sunsets over the paraffin pillows stuffed down. There’s a metal statue of these people ostentatiously displayed. All that was left behind on to Montreal and Toronto on September 26th. The Clash aspired to the level of England, and this meant a lot for this tour.

Although from Joe, the long-awaited stage at the end of the Centre in Toronto, their legs were like a handful of stones. Faces like jelly and flaming complexions like beds. Walking potatoes with holes where their heads should be, smeared all over them like a giant clothes peg.

The Clash bus clogged for two shows on the 25th. Canuck audiences visibly displayed enthusiasm, with the first serious gobbing after a touching request. Distance throat clearing invaded the set at O'Keefe, where about twenty or thirty seats died. That's New Pop.

THIS IS AN AMAZING TOUR

The Americans had "Give 'Em Enough Rope" as the first official album release (although The Clash is said to have sold in vast quantities as an import). An amended version of the first album has only recently been released, but the lights are going on over people's heads all over the place, and the political message has obviously been picked up by many of the punters who try to get their messages of goodwill through at the end of each show.

"What I saw in the band was a concentration of all the pain and outrage lodged in my gut." To many, of course, it's just a great rock and roll show. Guided by some infallible rock and roll tribal consciousness, The Clash are looking more than ever like the bastard offspring of Eddie Cochran out of Gene Vincent and a Harley Davidson.

It’s dumbfounding to see the most intelligent, positive rock and roll on earth at present being presented nightly by a band who look like the wild ones who haunted the troubled skies of the fifties. America is being reminded of how rock and roll looks, as well as how it’s never sounded before. A girl hesitantly unveiled two oil paintings of Mick and Paul in Monterey; she was face to face with different incarnations.

But there's much more going on here than that. American kids are being given the rude awakening that was so swiftly pooh-poohed by vested interests when it happened in England. After Canada, it's marathon drives again to Worcester, Massachusetts, and Maryland—more images of America being given the message: London's calling to faraway towns.

To the abandoned drive-ins and big Macs like sleeping dinosaurs in the fog at the side of the truck stop, to the gas attendant in yellow at the all-night doorway, to the uneasy sleep of cities, to the people.

Rolling Stone has just printed the album review that was needed here in 1977. This is the beginning of the end for many things.

NEXT WEEK: WAR WITH THE U.S.S.R. This version corrects spelling errors, punctuation issues, and improves overall readability while maintaining the original message's intent and style.


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Part 3 Have you heard the News?




Part 4, Brothel creepers over America or suedes over the States, rescue operation

The Clash are in Chicago where the streets can be intimidating if you're a goddam wimp, English white boy like me. Battered, old pimp mobiles glide around like wounded animals and the taxi style resembles seventeen size two hundred with a girder Dr. Martens for a fender. Slapped MADE IN HONG KONG style and paint scheme complete with tinted windows and driver, the false start of Monterey.

AND ON TO CHICAGO

Where I hide behind a double-locked door from the violence and intimidation which is room service emptying the ashtrays. A body of steel bridges roughly banged together from scrap metal and excess over lengths of junk. Haphazardly, rows of sewage and worse delivered The Clash to their first Chicago gig. The Aragon Ballroom is the American ranch with the Albert Hall setting it down in Blackpool this week and calling in the hordes. And love the Cloggies! The Undertones and Bo Diddley stoked up the rampant insanity and by the time The Clash darkened the stage, beat-up amplifiers...

CHICAGO CALLING

Kicked into things. Minneapolis where it rains a fair amount. Undertones and David Johannson supported and it became clear Americans do still care about Rock Music. The Brits finally, and though it's bad news for English isolation, The Clash got lost over here. Fuckers like me can example every bit as much as the horrendous alternatives doing the rounds and the impracticability of the rock and roll population. Common sense says that they have to get out here periodically to stamp their authority on the Cowboys.

Had finished their set and the audience melted down into a heap of steaming insides and thrashing around the theatre. Songs like The Right Profile, Guns of Brixton, Revolution Rock infiltrated into the older material and made for a great Clash set. This band is still rock and roll, they're setting the standards and are still so nasty. Any of the popular English criticisms of them pale against their admirable achievements. GOT TO MOVE NOW - NEXT WEEK THE MEANING OF LIFE, to be continued...

This corrected text appears to be a review or personal account of The Clash's performance at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago on September 14, 1979


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Part 4 Brothel Creepers over America




Pt 5 Great American Greases

What am I doing here? I got on this tour because I wanted to do some paintings about rock and roll. About what shows are like. The light and the lights, the audiences, the performers from the audience point of view, the stage. I had an idea that I could convey something that the camera and the kind of heroic, icon-like images that most rock and roll paintings have been concerned with, perhaps couldn't. That was a month and a continent ago and I've had plenty of second thoughts along the way. Simply being out of England at a time when things are getting tougher is obviously guilt-inducing. I've stood among American audiences or at the side of the stage on many nights through this tour wondering what the hell I was doing here and why the Clash were away from England as another winter and all that entails, closes in. I'm massively compromised of course, but it's never going to be 1977 again, there's such a transparent desire by the band that they galvanize the audiences out here into doing something for themselves, (what they've always been striving for in England) and the fact is that if there's anything honest and worth caring about in contemporary music, it's still best embodied in this band. And paintings. Do paintings matter at all? At the moment, I don't know.

SINCE ATLANTA, Georgia, the band have played five shows in seven nights through Texas to Los Angeles taking in the Armadillo World Headquarters in Austin (one of the few American towns I've seen that I could imagine living in) Dallas and its schoolbook Depository, horrible Houston and Lubbock with Buddy Hollymania. Joe Ely has been supporting again, through Texas. It's supposed to be heresy to say so but he could be a great rocker if he got a tight band instead of the usual pedal-steel, accordion, kitchen sink and all mod cons arrangement that he has at present. After the Austin show on the 4th, he did a spot of jamming with a local band plus one M. Jones and one N. Headon for one number (Be-Bop-A-Lula) running through a bunch of straight old rockers like That's Alright, Whole Lotta Shakin' etc., in a local boozebar. Good stuff which I'd like to see him do with his own band. The Clash show in The Armadillo was a good one - the club has a nice atmosphere and I nicked a Coors beer jug. By Houston, on the fifth, I was walking in my sleep and I vaguely remember the show. Pennie Smith flew back to England with vast numbers of Clash photographs. It's a great pity that only a small percentage can be used by the weekly music press.

DALLAS, on the sixth, was another big city, another small gig, but a well-won audience and a look at the spot where John F. Kennedy was assassinated. The book depository is far closer to the point where the bullets hit the Presidential limousine than films of the event ever indicate and standing on the road in bright sunlight it's hard to believe that people wouldn't have spotted Oswald and any accomplices and nabbed them within minutes. A very surprising place and oddly disturbing to see traffic trundling along the short stretch of road and into the underpass as though nothing special had ever happened there.

What happened in Lubbock on the seventh, was that after the show at the Rox nearly everyone got wasted in their chosen fashion and made a middle of the night visit to Buddy Holly's gravestone. This was my great error of the tour because I was in such a zombie-like state that I went to sleep right after the show and missed, what to me, should have been an essential trip. Dreadful time to get knackered but I'm completely well again now and rode the famed Route 66 to Los Angeles on the famous Arpeggio rock and roll bus. The band flew it. What a bunch of softies! NEXT WEEK: I WALK HOME

P.S. I believe they're cramming their itches into smaller spaces. Write to complain now.

I GROW MY FINGERNAILS LONG SO THEY CLICK WHEN I PLAY WHITE RIOT! JOE ELY COWBOY PUNK


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Part 5 Great American Greases




Pt 6 Flight Home

Clash USA '79 Final Curtain

The final scene was farce with flight-home time nearer & no plane tickets, no luggage nobody ready, no idea what was happening. An hour or so before flight time attempts at organization were abandoned in favour of personal salvation and a dash to the plane. The band didn't make it. What does this mean?

My last dispatch was suppressed by the authorities but chronicled Clash shows in Austin Texas on the 4th October. Clash quadruped Dallas on the 5th, President Killers with Houston the world! And Lubbock on the 7th as Hollymania sweeps Clash as all this was, I've only space here to write tour from Lubbock, the band flew, and the alcoholics bussed (via Route 66) to Los Angeles and the wildest show of the whole tour. The Hollywood Palladium audience looked different - as mean and nasty and posy looking as an English audience and were determined to go all over anything onstage that wasn't the Clash and to hurl a good bit on them as well. Joe Ely (a constant presence on this tour) and the (Rockabilly) Rebels played through non-stop abuse and spit and the Mi Ely band made them a dustbin of water which understandably made the front rows even more hostile to anything on the stage a lot of this was the ritual belligerence that audiences everywhere.

I keep my fingernails long so they click when I play White Riot.

Joe Ely Cowboy Punk

At the Armadillo World Headquarters trash armoured, burrowing Clash assassinate on the 6th arsehole of - Bullocks to Lubbock Bus! Interesting and informative of the last five dates of the think that they have to display, and the Clash came on to great cheers mass jumping up and down, surges on to the stage, fighting, cursing, spitting and stomping ass (obscure Americanism - see also Gittin' Down and Kickin' Ass). At the end of the set with Joe Ely, the Rebels, a few dozen of the audience one shoulderson liggers the stage plus a constant stream of bodies being hurled off into the pulsating mass, the hall looked like one of those big Cecil B. DeMille blowouts just before Samson comes out and pulls the roof down or Moses enters on a mountain top with a message from God for all the fornicating sinners down below. Good show. San Francisco (13 Oct), Seattle (15) and Vancouver, all tried but couldn't really match Los Angeles, San Francisco was a great show but the audience were a bit less boisterous than L.A. Don't ask, Seattle, I didn't remember too much of it. Vancouver (16) a drink all night and was a quiet end to the tour with Joe Strummer again railing against passive audiences stealing his soul. The paradox here, of course, is that the reward for going over the top and showing ultimate enthusiasm by clambering on stage bundled off and out of (as the Lone Groover kind of was asking recently) is jumping up and down any intelligent response to music that aspires to deal with reality.

Questions, questions back home... and already sick of making plans for Nigel and the Seung at night and authoritarian violence near and so personal again, the soptimism and the naive hope that this optimisock and roll upsurge was actually going to change anything has gone, of course, but it's still issues cake return inward anoughnereto the pop hat the Clash ferest, or revile them that field of inte ferturn the government music failing to overturn the allash packed identomorrow we'd for fail if there le living the sole t aspires to lose roll a be anything more plescapism and they'd be andan blind es bluby something infinitely less worthy within thin weeks. I'd like to be back on the bus with the last rock 'n' roll band.

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By Ray Lowry


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Part 6 Flight Home





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THE CLASH TURN PRO (SORT OF)

Page 20, SOUNDS, September 29, 1979

PETE SILVERTON reports from the deepest mid-west as they finally find American success (and hookers in the dressing room)

An article on The Clash by Pete Silverton and pics by Chris Walter. "I realise America is obviously ready to shower its fruits on the Clash"

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THE CLASH TURN PRO (SORT OF)

PETE SILVERTON reports from the deepest mid-west as they finally find American success (and hookers in the dressing room)

Page 20
SOUNDS
September 29, 1979

TUESDAY LUNCHTIME: Cleveland Airport.
With a couple of hours to kill before my one-stop-only flight to Minneapolis and the first date on the Clash's second American tour (bewilderingly named 'The Clash Take The Fifth'), I dragged out the Corona Calypso, balanced it sloppily on a tubular chrome ashtray (everything's bigger and shinier at Cleveland Airport), and started attacking the keys. Unfortunately, this attracted the attention of a perambulating mahogany tree.

"Hey, you, man, whaddya doin', man? I was gonna buy myself a fuckin' Remington, man. That's the best fuckin' typewriter in the world, man. And it only cost a hundred bucks."

The giant interloper paused to fiddle with his oversized shoulder bag before adding somewhat perplexingly: "But I never did get it ’cos my apartment got burgled… Hey, man, what are you?"

"A journalist."

He wandered off to allow this piece of information time to find his brain and then eased his three hundred and fifty pounds onto the blue vinyl upholstery right slap next to my right ear.

"You're a German, huh?"

I chose to ignore this Pinteresque reply.

"Which part of Germany?"

Remembering what my mother told me about talking to strange black men in airport lounges, I kept my lips tightly clamped on my Kent.

"Hey, man, you some kind of fuckin' communist?" This last word was spat from his gullet like he thought he was just about to choke on his gum. "I fuckin' hate communists, man." (This from a man who looks like he drew a five, a seven, and a three in the Great American poker game.)

"I fuckin' wish I could fuckin' kill you, you motherfucker. If I had a gun on me right now, I'd blow your fuckin' head away, you goddamn motherfucker."

He drifted away.

America is a foreign country. They do things differently there.


TUESDAY TEATIME: A Minneapolis hotel room.
Having just left Paul Simonon in the nineteenth-floor bar with a brace of double Brandy Alexanders and his girlfriend Debbie (who he introduced to me with the words, “This is Debbie, she takes photographs”), I’m sitting in Room 511.

Kosmo Vinyl and his yellow-blond-with-black-roots hair is sitting at the coffee table. I’m perched by the window. One of Ian Dury’s managers, Andrew King, is lounging on a bed talking into the phone.

Both Kosmo and I remain conspicuously silent.

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Although we can only hear one end of the conversation, it’s obviously one of those phone calls that are awarded the respect normally reserved for the dead. With half the information trapped in the confines of a long-distance line, little of it makes much sense. I do, however, pick up on a couple of phrases: “Get out in the marketplace” and “shift some units.”

The Clash turn pro in the depths of the American heartland, indeed.

Being a naturally inquisitive sort, I wonder exactly why Ian Dury’s PR and manager are sitting in an American hotel room dealing with Clash business. It’s explained to me that this is one of those most modern of relationships: a trial marriage.

The Clash, although still connected to Bernard Rhodes by law and contract, are technically without management. At home in England, they’d taken turns—one week Mike would carry the attaché case, the next week Joe would get the honor. But, on the road in America, they desperately needed someone to take care of the business.

And, after all, Andrew King did have the necessary experience of American backwaters—he’d seen ’em all handling Ian Dury’s failed attempt to interest the Yanks by supporting Lou Reed.

And so the Clash, Kosmo Vinyl, Andrew King, and his partner, Pete Jenner, are all currently huddled together under the church porch, trying to make up their minds and waiting for the priest to arrive.

By the time this is all clear, Kosmo is beginning to enjoy himself. “So I asked him if he’d got a copy of the new album (the new album, for the purposes of this article, refers to The Clash You Ess of Ay style) an’ ’e said ’e ’adn’t… ooooh, is there gonna be some fun at Epic tomorrow. I’ll get right on the blower and they’ll get a bloody vice president down there.”

Relations with Epic, their American record label, are, I quickly discover, far from conjugal.

(Not that the Clash ever bitched to me about Epic. They learned that lesson long ago. Blabbing off to the press about what is essentially a family affair can make you look like the silly, whining children of the relationship. They didn’t even moan in public about CBS England insisting on a £1.49 cover price for The Cost of Living EP when they wanted to keep it down to a quid!)

I don’t know for certain why they’re not exactly cuddling up under a nuptial blanket with Epic, but I’d hazard a guess that it’s not because Epic don’t think they’re worth it, can’t see their effort being returned in hard currency, but precisely because Epic figure (ha, ha) they stand a more than fair chance of using the Clash to buoy up their books as their profits slide nearer and nearer the red column and the total of Indians they’ve sacked starts pushing past treble figures.

Figure it this way. Having originally decided not to release the debut album, Epic were taken aback by the relative success of Give ’Em Enough Rope (which they did put out), the following tour of North America, and, perhaps most tellingly, the overwhelming critical acclaim for the band, writ largest in Rolling Stone and Village Voice, respectively the Bible and the Koran of the American music consumer press as it’s viewed by the American record industry. (Being suggested as an escape valve for the fear and frustration engendered by China invading Vietnam might seem a touch hyperbolic to English ears; to an American record company it quite likely seems understated.)

So, after putting out the debut album (which has already set a record by selling 100,000 on import) to keep the band and the potential audience sweet, Epic reckon that the third album (which only needs to be mixed at the end of this tour) could maybe be the big one for these boys, elephant dollar time. But, if that’s to work out to Epic’s advantage, they need a degree of control over the band they’ve so far been unable to gain. Even without management, the Clash have retained their independence (of sorts—they still needed tour support for this swing through North America).

Accordingly, the label put the bite on the band, saying no to this, maybe (if you do this) to that, and generally making life not easy for a band on the road. That way, if Epic play a careful game, by third album time, they hope the Clash’ll be doing it their way. Add Kosmo Vinyl and Andrew King to this mess of divergent ambitions, and you have the perfect recipe for tension between a band and their record company.

This, you understand, is all supposition, but I was told by one of the Clash’s two American tour managers that if Billy Gaff (Rod Stewart’s manager, who was once rumoured to be taking over the Clash) was in charge, he would be getting everything they wanted out of Epic with ease.

As we cross the fledgling Mississippi, the journey takes a good half hour. As we arrive, we are greeted by an illuminated sign outside the St. Paul Civic Centre promising the Clash tomorrow and Abba next week, and the four Clash bouncing around the stage in mufti.


TUESDAY EVENING: St. Paul Civic Centre.
We’d been told to be ready to leave for the rehearsal around six-thirty—the following day’s show was to be the first gig of the tour proper. The only previous date had been an open-air show in Monterey. We finally left around ten. The journey from the safe Minneapolis home of the Sheraton hotel along a dark and drizzly freeway to St. Paul took a good half hour.

Paul, as always in a peaked cap and black, was swinging his bass like he was building a railroad. Mick, in a trilby, white vest, and black pegged pants—Bruce Springsteen’s obviously big in the Jones book this year. Topper was behind his kit, and Joe was in a green shirt, shouting down at me:

"’Ow long you been ’ere?"

"Since last Friday."

"Oh, I thought you’d been here for ages. You’ve got fat."

Retreating in shame to the back of the hall that Peter Frampton couldn’t fill the week before, I joined Andrew King, who was dancing along to Paul Simonon’s first song, Guns of Brixton, which featured him and Joe switching instruments—Paul on the 240 Volts Killer Telecaster and Joe on the Pressure bass. It’s a moody, dub-like nonentity, which doesn’t improve with subsequent listenings.

Really, it’s like a sideshow to the main action, which is Mick running the show from the center of the stage. It’s him who’s arguing with the roadies, chivvying the sound guys, and deciding which song they’re gonna run through next.

Now they’ve got someone running the road show, Mick’s free to concentrate on the music while Joe messes around with the presentation, getting Johnny Green, the band’s ‘personal,’ to shine a torch up into his face as a dramatic addition to their new reggae cover version, Armagideon Time.

A few more runs through new songs like (The Police Walked in on) Jimmy Jazz, an R&B number with a heavy debt to Staggerlee, and London Calling, which is a bridging link between the histrionics of the past and the more measured pacing of the present.

On past midnight, when the union crew for the whole hall switches on to treble time, I fall asleep and get woken by a bottle of beer over my head courtesy of Topper.

The band return to the hotel and their girlfriends—only Mick didn’t bring his beloved; she’s on tour with The Slits.


WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON: Dressing room.
"See what I did was put the jacket carefully in the case so when I took it out there were no creases," Topper’s girlfriend Dee says. She’s in a multi-colored spotty suit, Gabba’s blonde-haired finest in a more functional drab boiler suit and boots.

"Mum ironed all my stuff before I left," replies Mick.

Back in the hall, the American sound mixer, Tommy, who’s identifying the band by means of the cartoons from the Sounds Christmas Clash game taped to the desk, announces:

"The hall union has requested we break for lunch."

Bemused by the crew politics, the union men tell another non-union guy, "Didja ever see such prices? Christ."


WEDNESDAY EVENING: Show time.
The Clash kick off with I’m So Bored with the U.S.A., as the Stars and Stripes beams down on them from the center of the backdrop, butted right up against the red, white, and green of Italy.

All in black, apart from Topper’s white shirt and collar points aiming for the sky, they’re running around the stage Clash-wise as Mick "testifies about Brixton" on Stay Free and starts to take chances with his solos on Complete Control—longer, freer, less structured, and, for once, not a carbon copy of the recorded version.

Joe reaches for the mic and starts blurting:

"I come over here and I switch the radio and all I hear are the Eagles and Steely Dan, so I turn it to a country and western station."

The crowd boos. Country and western is not the coolest thing in the world to a Clash fan who doesn’t know that, in Monterey, they brought Joe Ely on for the encore to do his I Keep My Fingernails Long So They Click When I Play the Piano.

The gig starts to disintegrate as Joe’s guitar refuses to work, leaving him skanking guitarless in front of the mic, sticking alternate hands in his pockets, and wailing through The Prisoner.

As the crowd wildly applauds White Man, Joe tells them:

"It’s no good. It’s a pile of shit." And later: "You gotta say, ‘Fuck off, you Limeys.’"


THURSDAY: The bus to Chicago.
Minneapolis to Chicago. Seven hours on a bus with one short stop. The tinted windows make it almost impossible to see, but the comforts of the bus make it seem more like a vibrating hotel room than a means of transportation.

By squeezing against a window and squinting, you can see out:

"Holiday Inn 41 miles. Exit 53 North."

We pull up by the Chicago Downtown Holiday Inn three hours later than scheduled. Everything except going onstage seems to happen three hours late on this tour.

Johnny Green rushes out and grabs me.

"Have you got your credit card? They insist on either full payment in advance or a credit card, and we haven’t got either. Just stroll in there looking like you’re the manager. I’ll take that bottle of Jack Daniels off you and give ’em the card."


FRIDAY NIGHT: Aragon Ballroom.
On this summer's tour of the States, Rod Stewart played the Uptown Theatre in Chicago. It holds four thousand. The Clash played the Aragon, which holds six thousand, and drew maybe four thousand to their first gig in the city.

The Aragon looks like the architect couldn't make up his mind on which style to copy… so he used them all. It's got a little bit of Mexican, a touch of Inca, some Spanish, and an entrance hall that looks like a catacomb.

An old ballroom that once played host to the likes of Glenn Miller and Count Basie, it's got history, the Lawrence 4800N 1200W "El" running right up its side, level with the stage, a warm feeling, and lousy acoustics. Topper sounds like he's the Scots Guards. And the Coldstream Guards.

Supporting them this night (as well as The Undertones, who are on all of the first half of the tour and got two encores in Chicago) was the mighty lumberjack himself, Uncle Bo Diddley, in his element and his hometown. With his computer-assisted guitar and primal rhythms, he's the point where the jungle and the research lab walk and talk hand in hand. And he plays the drone guitar to beat all drone guitars.

Holding "USA" back for the second number, The Clash opened with that R&B song "Jimmy Jazz." Most of the audience stared hard at the stage, trying to work out if they'd turned up on the right night, but by the end of "USA," you could tell Mick was enjoying it—he did a giant leap in the air for the final chord.

Already by this second date, the band are beginning to work out a new choreography—Joe advancing to the front of the stage during the subdued section of "Complete Control," and all of them retreating to the back of the stage in "I Fought the Law," which the audience interprets as drama, and I reckon is maybe, "We can't hear the drums."

Joe: "This is an American song. I want you to put your hands on your heart like this…"
Mick straps on a blond Ovation acoustic guitar. "When Johnny comes marching home again, hurrah tra-la, he's coming by bus or underground…"

The acoustic has everyone confused, but the crowd still applaud convincingly. Having survived this test and wading through Paul's song, they push on through to the end of the set on at least five out of the six cylinders. The shouting, screaming, dancing, cheering, and lighted matches (lighted matches? Who do they think this is, Bob Dylan?) make it clear that if The Clash want to take America, it's theirs to take.

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Amidst the Epic execs and fans in the dressing room are two bovine women looking very out of place in halter tops, fishnet tights, hot pants, garters, gloves, and very heavy eye-shadow. They look like ten-bucks-for-a-blowjob hookers and the least likely people you can imagine in a Clash dressing room. Later I'm told that they were brought by a local dee-jay as a little (refused) present for the band. I realize America is obviously ready to shower its fruits on The Clash.

SATURDAY AFTERNOON: Air Canada 727, smoking section, window seat.
I leaf through a copy of People Magazine, the one with the 'Music Biz Blues' cover story. A flighty, unthought-out, and soft piece on the recession in the American record business, one line caught my eye:

"Most of the major record companies have fired at least fifty employees. At CBS Records, where the body count was 172, victims took to wearing t-shirts reading THE CRASH OF '79.'"

How long before Epic alters that R to an L?






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Page 18 New Musical Express 3rd November, 1979

ARCHIVE FUN

FOLLOWING Adrian Thrills' article last week on the fab re-emergence of Shane O'Hooligan, we here at Archive Fun thought it fitting that you should feast your mincers once again on one of the most important landmarks of the Anarchy Era. Let us take you wafting back to the November of '76 and to the sweaty, angry. amphetamine fizz of the ICA in London's Mall. Onstage were an outfit called Clash just one of those tinpot bands destined to support the likes of Neo and Masterswitch and who quite possibly are involved in some Mod operation these days-but the real action came amongst the gathered punkerie. It was to be the night when one enterprising young lass went Into the Ears Pierced While-U-Walt business in a dramatic way.

Our top photo shows the improvising Ms applying the all-numbing aerosol to her first customer's luglobe while the band plough on through a rendition of their unrecorded classic "Only 24 Centre Spreads From Tulsa'. Below we find Shane for it is he- wondering if he's got such a good deal after all while the good doctor goes on to create all out Lobal Warfare.

Elsewhere you may, by eerie coincidence, note one Adrian Thrills (bottom centre with boy-scout uniform next to John Conteh lookalike) 'truckin' and 'groovin' and just generally waiting for Secret Affair to show the tat on the boards the way home. Plus, aren't Shane's lapels just a little on the wide side? Ah, what days they were!

Incidentally the ICA is currently running an exhibition of the original Shane lobe till October 29. Admission is £40 or an unplayed copy of The Cortinas CBS album. (Aren't they all?-Ed.)

THRILLS

Both pix: Red Saunders.

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NME - Fastest gang in the West part 1 & 2

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Paul Morley of the NME travels on the tour bus from Detroit on the 17th through to New York on the 21st interviewing and following the band.

DETAILS: The Scene. The Clash on tour of America. There's a glamorous image, with a confident, crusading edge to it. The Clash: a lot of hope and responsibility there. America: it still means a lot. Clash's current six week coast to coast tip to toe tour of the United States Of America is their first major assault.